1) Trader Joe’s Organic Corn Chips
I am color-blind. You could be blue, yellow, or white, but no matter your appearance, today I am loving you, Trader Joe’s Organic Corn Chips. You are so salty and delicious, I do not need salsa, or guacamole, or taco salad to enjoy you. I could snack on you all day.
2) Mizuno WaveRider 11 Running Shoes
Oh, Mizuno WaveRider 11 Running Shoes, you are amazing. I did not realize how lacking my Mizunno WaveRunner 10 Running Shoes were until I put you on, and now I see so clearly! Running on you is like running while getting a foot massage from someone who really cares about me as a person.
3) My Brother-in-Law Mike’s Taylor 710 Acoustic Guitar
How amazing can a guitar sound? This amazing. There is no sound quite like you, My Brother-in-Law Mike’s Taylor 710 Acoustic Guitar. You are easy on the fingers, eyes, and ears, and you record like a dream. I will borrow you as often as Mike will let me. You make the days of playing on my Ovation acoustic/electric feel like a distant, unclean memory, mere plastic washed away by the purity of your resonance.