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The Confab

29 Dec

Do you enjoy listening to people talk about videogames? Are you interested in hearing me go on at (great) length about the year in gaming, games writing, internet commenting, games journalism and criticism in general?

You say you do? You are? Well then you, my friend, are in luck.

Last week I made a guest-appearance on Critical Distance’s year-end Critical Distance Confab podcast alongside esteemed guests Ben Abraham, Ian Miles Cheong, Denis Farr and host Eric Swain. We talked at length about a wide range of topics, and I had a really good time.

I’ve put links below, with a short summary of what we talked about in each part. Props to Eric for tackling the monster job of editing this mess into something that’s actually listenable.

Part One

Topics: The year in games writing, whether or not a game in alpha/beta is a finished game, Tom Bissell’s book Extra Lives, the importance of metaphor in games criticism, the games-as-art debate, Jesse Schell’s gamification talks, the Blizzard RealID controversy, Michael Abbott getting Portal onto the booklist at Wabash College, the rise of indie games, PAX and games conventions, and the demise of a few very good gaming blogs.

Part Two

Topics: Critiquing games journalism, AJ Glasser’s “No Cheering in the Press Box,” the danger of ascribing too much value to internet comments (go to the 8:00 mark for my mini-rant about this), the games of 2010, starting in January with Bayonetta and going up through Heavy Rain.

Part Three

Topics: The rest of the year in gaming: Splinter Cell: Conviction‘s hilariously awful enemy barks, How Alan Wake is more Koontz than King, Alpha Protocol, Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands,  Starcraft II, how Deathspank is similar to Arrested Development, Metroid: Other M, why I thought Halo: Reach was great, the dumbness of Medal of Honor, Fallout: New Vegas, and a bunch of other games until we finally ran out of gas.

Thanks for having me, guys.

Some Favorites

24 Dec

I have done a lot of writing this past year, but I can assure you that I have done even more reading. There is a small but ever-growing community of brilliant, challenging, interesting videogame writers out there, and I take the responsibility of reading their work very seriously.

As I’ve said elsewhere, my view of games, criticism, art and writing has changed immensely over the past year. This is almost entirely due to the work of the forty or so writers out there whom I admire, the people in this site’s and Gamer Melodico’s blogrolls.

I was recently a guest on Critical Distance‘s year-end Critical Distance Confab podcast. (I’ll of course link to that once they’re done editing it and it’s posted.) CD is a very cool site that coallates and shares the best games writing each week. So naturally, we spent the first half of the show talking about our favorite games writing of the year, and it occurred to me as we talked that I should put together a list of some of the articles I most enjoyed.

So, I did. In no particular order, here are ten articles that I found particularly interesting, challenging, convincing or inspiring.

“Nice Guys, Stressed Ladies
and The Curious Ways They Play Video Games”

by Leigh Alexander

Leigh is one of my very favorite games writers, and this kind of piece is why. In it, she takes a look at the human side of gaming and attempts to find a reason why people play compulsive button-clickers like Farmville (and why she, in turn, finds Harvest Moon so compelling). So many among the critical community dismiss Farmville as a game, but this article reminded me why I should never dismiss the people who play it.

She balks at admitting that her status as a “total FarmVille addict,” as she describes it, is a reaction to the sense of helplessness she feels in the exposed world of social networking – but I suspect I might have hit on something by the way she can’t meet my eyes.

“Just Another World—The Last Airbender and The Wire”
by Chris Dahlen

Chris took some time out of his busy schedule to write a blog series on world-building, and I’m so glad he did. I liked every article in the series, but this one, about two of my very favorite shows, stood out. I think that his points about building a world with internal consistency and a difficult-to-quantify richness would be well taken by any game designer (or storyteller) out there.

Avatar’s world is rich, but never complex – and that’s what I like about it. And here’s the thing: thinking about Avatar, or Star Wars, or a bunch of my other favorite works, has made me think that simple is good. Give me a world, but give me a good guy and a bad guy. Keep the details in a shoebox until I really need to see them.

“The Sensationalist: A Melodramatic Fantasy”
By Scott Juster

Scott is one half of the Bay Area duo behind the thoughtful blog Experience Points, and along with his co-writer Jorge Albor, Scott writes a whole lot of interesting, classically-based critiques of games. The two of them also record a great regular podcast and are generally really nice dudes. Scott’s piece about how the music of Final Fantasy VII informs the drama (or melodrama) of the game really raised questions for me about the different ways that music related to games in the era of text, and how that has not necessarily changed for the better now that most games have fully voice-acted, recorded dialogue.

Final Fantasy VII’s story is melodramatic in the best way. Time is often cruel towards games; graphics, game mechanics, and storytelling devices are easily worn down over the years. By crafting a musical version of its story, Final Fantasy VII uses melodrama to insulate it from the ravages of time.

“Groundhobbit Day”
by Jason Killingsworth

I’m all for cross-medium analysis of games, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie/game comparison that made me smile and nod quite like Jason’s “Start Press” column at Paste about Demon’s Souls. Comparing that game’s live-fight-die-live-again model to the Bill Murray exestential comedy Groundhog Day is certainly one of the more inspired comparisons of the year, and perfectly captures what makes both the game and the movie compelling.

I’ll leave you with one final snatch of Phil Connor dialogue from Groundhog Day that could nearly be attributed to my Demon’s Souls protagonist: “I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted and burned. I am an immortal.”

“Backlash”
by Michael Abbott

Michael usually reserves his space for critical talk of games and the people who make them. He very rarely turns his lens upon online culture or “gamer” culture, but when he does, it’s always with a relentlessly observant, clear-minded approach. So I really appreciated his response to a comment brouhaha that errupted at G4 over Abbie Heppe’s controversial 2-star review of Metroid: Other M. What is particularly interesting is that the review was controversial simply because it decided to take an actual critical look at the game, rather than simply offer a bullet-pointed product review.

The point is that, all too often, the greatest resistance to thinking critically about games comes not from academics, luddites, or old-school critics like Roger Ebert. The most vocal resistance comes from gamers.

“Hills and Lines: Final Fantasy XIII”
by Simon Ferrari

One of the more challenging pieces I read this year, Simon’s take on Final Fantasy XIII was fantastically valuable for me. Simon is part of a contingent of game academics at Georgia Tech, and along with Ian Bogost and Bobby Schweitzer wrote the new book “Newsgames,” which I have not yet read but I am all but certain is very interesting stuff indeed. I didn’t really care for Final Fantasy XIII myself, and seeing it through the eyes of another person—particularly a brilliant thinker who sees geometry where I see monotony—was very helpful for me as a critic and writer.

Final Fantasy XIII is not a story about two worlds, Pulse and Cocoon, standing in opposition. It’s a process of blindly ascending hills, hills carefully placed one after the other in a line to make sure that the climber always has what she needs to make it to the top of the next in sequence. And I can tell you, as someone who lived most of his life in the foothills of Appalachia, that Final Fantasy XIII is as good as climbing hills gets.

“The New Debate on Games as Ert”
By Matthew Wasteland

I love Matthew’s dry, analytical style, particularly when he uses it to voice to his own unique comedic sensibilities. And so Magical Wasteland is one of my favorite blogs, the rare online space where a spare visual aesthetic combines with the writer’s understated style to create a cohesive reading experience. I just never get the sense that he’s wasting my time. So as he does so regularly, Matthew’s take on the “games as art” debate subtily lampoons the discussion itself in hilarious fashion. Though it is my wish for that particular debate to die a thousand deaths, I hope that the eggcorns “ert” and “fon” stay around for a good long while.

It is well understood that ert is important and a big deal. Many people pay respect to ert– and as such, if games became ert, then respect would be paid to games. This means we could talk about what we do in good company by saying “oh, I make video games,” and our interlocutors would respond “oh, yes, games– they are a kind of ert, aren’t they?”

“Grand Thefts”
by Tom Bissell

Actually, the name of this article as it ran in The Guardian was “Video Games: The Addiction.” But seeing as how it is actually the final chapter of Tom’s excellent book “Extra Lives: Why Video Games Matter” (and I also get the sense that that article title and top paragraph were inserted by someone with a pageview-grabbing agenda), I’ll always think of it as “Grand Thefts,” its title in Bissell’s book. Anyway, what more can be said about this piece without forcing us to permenantly retire the words “searing”, “intense” or “cocaine”? A fine example of how, when in the hands of a skilled writer, personal accounts of game-playing can stand alone as gripping nonfiction.

There are times when I think GTA IV is the most colossal creative achievement of the last 25 years, times when I think of it as an unsurpassable example of what games can do, and times when I think of it as misguided and a failure. No matter what I think about GTA IV, or however I am currently regarding it, my throat gets a little drier, my head a little heavier, and I know I am also thinking about cocaine.

“‘No Cheering in the Press Box’
and Other Rules Games Journalism Needs”

by AJ Glasser

The quality, ethics and general state of games journalism has been the subject of much discussion this year. As, I suppose, it probably has been for a few years. I generally find myself uninterested in the discussion, if only because so much of it seems to revolve around tearing down the work of others. Do your own work, I say. But of all the pieces I read on the topic, I most enjoyed AJ Glasser’s GamePro editorial “No Cheering in the Press Box.” AJ is writing from the inside, and so she is able to take a merciless look at the bad behavior of many games journalists, as well as the big game publishers’ demand for and reinforcement of that behavior. In the piece, she calls upon games writers to rise above their fandom and behave like professionals, to stop letting game publishers dictate the rules of coverage.

For the games industry, this is a self-destructive cycle that begins when journalists behave like an audience because they’re filling the dual role of professional and fan. Because journalists behave that way, developers treat them that way at press events with bigger and bigger spectacles each year. The developers pander to us so much that they train us to clap even when we don’t like the game we just saw. And by clapping when we don’t like something and then returning to our desks to write scathing previews of whatever the developers just showed us, we’re being dishonest — the exact opposite of what a journalist should be.

Kill Screen #1: The No Fun Issue”
by Various Authors

This last one is cheating but whatever. The first issue of Kill Screen (Issue #0) showed what was possible when great writers teamed up with tough print editorial and beautiful design, but the second issue was where they really blew things up. As I read it, I was just beside myself—Jenn Frank’s piece about the character of the year, John Teti’s exhaustively researched and epically told tale of the New York pinball ban, Gus Mastrapa’s achingly personal tale of floating away in Everquest, Matthew Burns’ forehead-slappingly obvious (but entirely new-feeling) thoughts on competitive multiplayer… I’d never seen a collection of game writing like it. And at the end of this grueling collection of difficult and well-written essays about trials and suffering, Zack Handlen brought the whole thing home with a final piece that was just way too good to spoil.

Videogames, Etc.

20 Sep

The other weekend, Dan and I headed up to Seattle to attend the Penny Arcade Convention, or “PAX.” It’s pretty much the biggest convention in gaming, a glorious three-day celebration of all things geeky and gamey.

We stayed with Annie, who also writes for Melodico, and had a freakin’ BLAST. While I was there, I was also on assignment for Paste. The piece I wrote for them just went up, and I’m really happy with it. Thanks to Jason Killingsworth for the great editing and to Annie for letting me use the groovy pictures she took.

More than any one thing I saw, I was struck by what the convention said about the current state of gaming culture. There’s this conflict there, the conflict that lies at the heart of both craving mainstream acceptance and wanting to remain special. It’s the same thing that happens to any art form when it begins to mainstream, and it was really apparent at PAX.

I’m not sure why I’m paraphrasing something that I wrote myself, so if you’d like to know what it’s about, this paragraph from the second page sums it up:

…if we must revel in our specialness while also welcoming newcomers, surely there is going to be some conflict between the two. Videogames traffic in personalized fantasy, so it’s not a surprise that some of us have a hard time opening them up to the rest of the world. Is there anything harder to share than one’s fantasies?

So yeah, give it a read! I hope you like it, and more to the point, I hope that gamers can continue to open their doors to newcomers and let everyone else in on the fun. If the size and energy of PAX was any indication, there’s plenty to go around.

Another cool thing – I was recently asked to contritube to Michael Abbott’s The Brainy Gamer Podcast. Hard to explain just how awesome that was, but… well, Michael’s was one of the first sites I found after realizing that there was a whole world of adult, critical, highly intelligent game writing out there, and he remains one of the absolute best. He was one of my inspirations for starting Melodico, and more broadly for flying my games-are-awesome flag out in public, and I just love the way he thinks and writes about games.

It’s been really cool getting to know him since we first met up in San Francisco at GDC earlier this year, and I was beyond honored to appear on his show. It was also really neat to get to talk with Rob LeFebvre, whose site Games Are Evil is good times and who is a hell of a nice dude (with good taste in beer).

So, go check out the podcast! It’s available in a variety of forms, all of which are linked to on Michael’s site.

The pic at the top of this post is from Adam Richardson’s series “Invaded Space”, in which he uses photo manipulation to combine images of marines in Afghanistan with Space Invaders – it’s a trip. Also, I just started riding a bike, so the image seemed appropriate.

I’ll hopefully do some more regular-ish and music-related posting around these parts, if only because I’ve got some new albums that I want to recommend. In the meantime, y’all be good.

Red Dead Redempted

13 Jun

My latest game review is up at Paste – it’s of Rockstar’s questionably-named-but-really-cool new western opus Red Dead Redemption. I’m happy with this one; it’s been fun to work on getting things more comprehensive without losing depth, and really trying to focus on what I thought the game was attempting to accomplish rather than just what it managed to pull off. It helped that the game was both really ambitious and a ton of fun to play.

I also took a more in-depth look at two specific aspects of the game over at Gamer Melodico. First, I marveled at its incredible audio design (because I mean seriously) and a week later I invoked Al Swearengen to help me voice some of my frustrations about its flawed storytelling.

The Burglary of Murfins

11 Jun

I thought I’d seen everything. I really did.


Turns out, I had not.

Here, There and Everywhere

3 May

I’ve got some new writing online this week that pretty accurately reflects the at-times hilarious breadth of my entertainment interests.

First up, my most recent game review for Paste magazine is online – it’s of the new stealth-action title Splinter Cell: Conviction. For all the issues I had with the patchwork quality of the design and the ridiculously terrible writing, it was a really fun game.  Thanks as always to Jason Killingsworth for being a great editor and groovy dude.

I also contributed to a super-fun round-table discussion at Low Resolution about the recently-announced changes to the format of So You Think You Can Dance. In addition to myself and LowRes maestro Joe Reid, the conversation included Tapeworthy‘s Vance and Lauren from TWoP.  Good times were had by all, and I think it’s safe to say we all share a cautious optimism about the upcoming season.

So yeah, badass stealth video games and So You Think You Can Dance. Slap a guitar on it and you’ve pretty much got me in a nutshell.

Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head

29 Apr

Light posting these last few weeks – there’s been plenty to write about, but I’ve been rocking a curious combination of deadlines and vacation, so I’ve been otherwise occupied.

In the meantime, I’ll direct you to a site that a cool teacher at Urban just showed me,  Lullatone’s amazing Raindrop Melody Maker. Did you ever want to experiment with live musical looping in a mistake-free environment?  Thanks to Lullatone, now you can!

Because I’m Such An Expert

22 Apr

After my two posts detailing my hot-and-cold romance with San Francisco’s NextBus system got featured on Muni Diaries, Wall Street Journal reporter Geoff Fowler tracked me down and interviewed me for a WSJ piece he was writing. So now I’m in the Journal, opining about how Nextbus works and stuff.  Because I’m such an expert.

Seriously, though, it’s a good article, and I do think that NextBus is doing a good job helping mitigate our unreliable, nonscheduled Muni system. The article is here.

Next up: getting an interview in The National Review!

Introducing “Gamer Melodico”

2 Feb

It should come as no surprise to most of y’all that in addition to music and whatever other random stuff I write about here, I truly, deeply love video games. I have loved them all my life – from my first experiences with Sierra and Lucasarts point-and-click games at slumber parties in the fifth grade to my jaw-on-the-floor playthrough of 2009′s incredible Uncharted 2, games capture my imagination in a way that few other non-musical things do.

I’ve published my fair share of game posts here on Murfins, though far less frequently of late – it just didn’t seem as though folks who come here were really coming by to hear my latest thoughts on the Rock Band Network, the Canadian Judge from Phoenix Wright, or why Dead Space was better than Resident Evil 5.

But the medium itself is just way too exciting, and the amount of chatter around the internet far too fun and interesting, to forgo writing about games altogether. Even after taking a brief hiatus from gaming earlier this year (which was commemorated in what might be my favorite bad poem ever), I knew I’d be back.  With that in mind, I decided to start up a separate blog to talk about all things game-related, and thus Gamer Melodico was born.

I asked my good friends Dan Apczynski (one of the singers on The Exited Door and an editor for Acoustic Guitar Magazine) and David Tracy (he of the Happy Pants Drawing and his own great illustration blog, Drawing Attention) if they’d also be interested in contributing, and they were down.  And who knows, we may just increase our masthead by another writer or two in the months to come!

Anyhow, the blog is located here, and if you’re into games (or, honestly, even if you’re just a bit curious about them), you’ll probably find something to enjoy. Our goal is to write material that doesn’t shut out the non-hardcore, and veers a bit more towards creativity and humor – goofy songs and weird posts and pictures – and away from long, heady discourse. But there’ll be some of that, too. Everyone loves a good old-fashioned discussion of ludonarrative dissonance.

My most recent post, regarding a (joke) Hipster RPG from BioWare called “Mass Affect” ain’t half bad for an opening shot across the bow.  And, thanks to some very cool linkers (including SexyVideoGameLand‘s Leigh Alexander, BoingBoing and another very, very exciting and bit of exposure that’s pending), we’re coming out of the gate swinging.

So, just wanted to tell y’all that I’ll be editing and writing for that blog a lot in the months to come, and urge you to check it out, subscribe, and share your comments!

And of course, I’ll keep on writing Murfins, too. Looks like my bloglife just got busier.

[Update: that very, very exciting bit of exposure I mentioned earlier was that my Hipster RPG post got syndicated by Kotaku, Gawker's gaming site. That's pretty much unbelievably cool. Check it out!)

It's a pretty good title, too, don't you think?

Blog Love

17 Sep

Thats A Lotta HitsSo, yesterday, for some reason, the kind and generous folks at wordpress decided that my post about the video montage I made deserved to be featured as one of eight or so “freshly pressed” posts on their homepage. By the end of the day, I had over 1,500 hits on the page, which, well, is just a little bit more than I get on a usual day.

So, um… Holy Hell!  Thank you WordPress!   I’m not sure what I did to deserve that, but I’m so glad you decided to share that post, instead of the one from the day before about Patrick Swayze.

More than anything, getting so many hits made me want to share the love, so I thought I’d post a list of some of the blogs I read, with the hope that some of you will click through and give them a read.

Of course, I read the same giant, famous blogs as everyone else (Gawker, HuffPost, Idolator, Sullivan), but what follows is a list of five blogs that are less well-known than those, but no less awesome. All are bookmarkables that you should check out.

I'll Flip You For Real

I’ll Flip You. Flip You For Real is written by San Francisco culture journo Beth Spotswood, and oh, man, is it a good time. Hers was the first SF scene/culture blog I started reading shortly after I moved out here, and while I don’t actually know Beth (read: “Spots”),  I feel like I do, after years of reading about her on-again-off-again one-sided love affair with Gavin, her adventures in SF bars and dives that I had never even heard of, let alone been to, and her stories  of the the always-engaging randomania one encounters being a culture journalist in San Francisco.  If you live in SF, this blog is a must-read.

Always More To Hear

Always More to Hear is a music blog by the fantastic Jamie Friedman, a writer and musician in the bay area. Her blog is written from a place of subjective personal experience of music, which I find far preferable to the tendency of so many music blogs to annoit themselves the Arbiters of What Is Good And Hip In Music. Plus, today is her one-year blogiversary!

Lo Resolution

Low Resolution is written by Joe Reid, who used to write for Television Without Pity back in its heyday.  After that site was… changed, yeah, let’s say changed, by Bravo and NBC, Joe has moved on to other things, writing for Soapnet and The Film Experience, among other great blogs.  Joe’s opinions on film and television are always funny and interesting, and he has recommended many a great film that I wouldn’t have seen otherwise.

Tapeworthy

Tapeworthy is the blog of Vance Hues, a TV and Theatre writer who lives in Canada.  Vance write tons of great stuff about broadway, theatre, films, and, of course, So You Think You Can Dance, and contributes to Joe’s awesome post-show round tables at Low Resolution.  Vance is really fast about getting tons of video up really quickly after a given night of SYTYCD, and is a highly recommended first stop for post-show analysis.

Heist Jewelry

Heist Jewelry is the blog of Jewlery designer and all-around-cool-chick Tiffany Zadi, who I know from school.  I really enjoy her posts, and it’s nice having someone to read who is as aware of the fashion and art worlds as she is. I’m not the most fashionable dude, so it’s cool to see what’s happening in that world.

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So there ya have it.  Five blogs that I highly recommend checking out, all of whom should be getting thousands of hits not just one random day, but every day.  Other great sites that I dearly love include Insult Swordfighting, TheSoniaShow, Tomato Nation, My New Plaid Pants, and The House Next Door.

Also, for all who stopped by yesterday, I feel I should note that I’m not actually that obsessed with Trader Joe’s food and the 6 Parnassus. I do really like Papalote salsa that much, though.

Murfins and Burgalinks

11 Sep

Glee!More Gleeful, To Be Sure– So, I watched the second episode of Glee, and the show has gotten a little bit clearer, at least in terms of some of the questions I had about the nature of the show’s reality.  The scene in which our drama queen prima donna was standing in the hallway, singing at the object of her crush as he obliviously talked to his girlfriend, made it clear that we are fully in “musical reality,” so, more fantasy than gritty realism.  But the show still has some serious consistency issues – one minute, we’re watching overwrought but enjoyable musical numbers, and the next, two female characters are joking about bulimia, and how a girl high schooler’s lack of a gag reflex will be really valuable later in life. Woah, horsey!  That was a funny joke, but dang.  Sepinwall reviewed the start of the season, and has some similar issues… I’ll still be watching, since it’s funny, and totally fun, but still… questions remain.

The Beatles Rock BandLet It Be?– The Beatles: Rock Band is out, and by most accounts, it is awesome.  Not everyone’s so taken with the game, however – Mitch Krpata at Insult Swordfighting has an interesting take on it – mainly, that due to the reverence that the original shows to the Fab Four, it makes it feel like you are merely going through the motions, that the game “elevates the Beatles over the player.”  It is indeed no small distinction, and a big part of why Beatles fans so much enjoy the game, while folks who didn’t grow up worshipping them (present company included) may not get quite the same level of joy out of it.  However: I gotta say, when you’re dealing with something that is as sacred to as many people as the Beatles Ouvre, I think it might be better to err on the side of caution.  If you’ve been watching the debacle about the inclusion of Kurt Cobain’s likeness in Guitar Hero 5 (in addition to Nirvana songs, you can make him sing, like, Bon Jovi), you’ll know what I’m talking about.

The Chain-Link Fence Was Cool, Though-- As you may recall, I did not particularly care for The Final Destination.  Neither did Dustin Rowles at Pajiba, and he puts his problems with the film far more succinctly than I could.

Too Many Beasts– Many have discussed the recent takeover of Marvel by Disney, but my favorite take on it might be by Penny Arcade. Beast redundancies, indeed.

Rogan=Sandler?– Mick LaSalle wrote a really interesting column in the Chronicle about the transient nature of a comedian’s popularity. Something that’s been hashed over before, but a well-articulated take on the question, nonetheless.

Birds on WireNot The Goldie Hawn Movie– I’m all for looking to the natural world for inspiration, hearing the sounds around you and turning them into music. It’s a great way to get outside of your head, out of whatever rhythms and melodies you’ve been kicking around – this takes it to an absolutely beautiful new level.

The Peggle-Drain Solution– Coming to a store near you: solar-powered iPhone cases that charge the phone.  WOW. I want this, like, so much.  Amazing.

Megan Fox, Possibly Cool. Possibly Joe at LowRes looks forward to the films of the fall – he’s looking forward to Jennifer’s Body, and I gotta say – so am I!  I kinda think it’s going to be awesome… here’s hoping, anyway.  I have this feeling that Diablo Cody is really going to deliver, and, well, Amanda Seyfried!

I Leave You With This– Did you know that there is a Sherlock Holmes movie coming out?  Starring Robert Downey, Jr. as Holmes?  And Jude Law as Watson?  And it’s directed by Guy Richie?  Because, damn.  The trailer may look a bit action-packed, but you can’t deny that this is going to be a fun movie.

Have a great weekend, everyone!

Murfins and Burgalinks

14 Aug

Well, this week has certainly been a wash for posting, huh?  Fortunately, everyone else on the internet isn’t busy dealing with promotion and practicing, and they’s a bunch of great stuff out there.  So, without further ado:

74lpdeluxe-6–Rest In Peace, Les– One of the great legends of the guitar has passed; as a guitarist, he was amazing, and as an inventor, he was responsible for many of the innovations that made rock ‘n roll possible.  I mean, the dude basically invented the electric guitar.  But if that’s not enough, he also developed multi-track recording, tape delay, phasing, and, like, the eighth note.  For real – not many people knew enough about him, but I really recommend reading either the retrospective on the Gibson site or, if you’re looking for something with a bit less corproate synergy, his Wikipedia entry.

–On The Edge of A White Paige– See what I did there?  Director Davis Guggenheim (who also worked on Deadwood) has made a documentary about Jack White, Jimmy Paige, and The Edge, that is, apparently, quite good.  Salon’s wonderful Stephanie Zacharek has a short write-up that has me really wanting to see the film.

–As Sheriff Bullock Goes, So Goes The Viewing Public– Timothy Olyphant is going to be in a new show on FX called “Lawman,” and though this trailer for it is about as cliched as it gets, it’s still pretty sweet to see the man don a cowboy hat and stare down a gun again.  My god, why won’t they just make the stupid Deadwood movies?  Why?  Anyway, this show has about a 70% chance of sucking, but I’ll be paying attention, cuz you never know.

–The Date Rape Scene in Sixteen Candles– You know, I always had this same thought about Sixteen Candles – “Why does this movie that everyone loves so much have a date-rape scene?” – so when I saw this post on Salon’s female-centric blog Broadsheet, I took a look.  Turns out, the post is actually a pretty interesting look at the conflict that John Hughes wrote into his films, and makes an interesting, if not wholly convincing, case for why that sort of violation boys-will-be-boys stuff worked, artistically.  I’m not so sure – that scene when the nerd checks out the passed out chicks underwear really skeeves me out.

504x_dementium–Scarier than Animal Crossing, Anyway– My buddy Andrew’s development studio Renegade Kid has a new game, Dementium 2, and it’s been voted scariest game cover of 2009.  Well, that’s not an official award or anything, but Kotaku certainly thinks it’s pretty freaky, and dude, I agree.  Sweet.  Considering that the platform is mostly devoted to cooking games, baby games, and games in which babies cook, who knows what “hand climbing from throat to grab face” will really do in terms of moving product, but it’s damn cool!

–Speaking of “Scary”– Sometimes it’s really fun to read a brutally scathing review of an awful movie that you’ll never see – such is the case with CHUD’s review of “The Collector,” a film which I barely remember being in theatres.  “The Collector is a retard.”  HA!

–Guitar Hero Doesn’t Get It– So, after all of the fawning press given to Harmonix’s recently announced Rock Band Network (a tiny percentage of which was given by me), it would appear that Activision is responding in kind by… making super-crappy their built-in music studio work better. Classic, Microsoft-level mistake – build yourself into a product that is inferior, then spend years polishing that turd while your competition changes the entire paradigm.  I’m sure that Activision will figure it out just in time for Harmonix to invent some other new idea and eat their lunch again.  Acti-fail.

bannerbox_hitchhiker--article_image–Sexy Texting Isn’t New– Oh, man, Nerds rejoice – and while you’re rejoicing, check out this list of the 7 sexiest text-based adventure games.  This takes me back, and I mean, back, to the very beginning.  Really, it starts out with the games I know – The Hitchhiker’s Guide game was amazing, and I hadn’t read the book, so I had no idea what the hell was even going on.  “You see nothing special about Trillian.”  I’ve never played any of the other games, but they’re worth reading through, just to remember what we all used to call a video game.

–Turning an LOL into an OMG– The latest version of Auto-Tune The News is up, and it’s pretty damn funny.  It doesn’t reach the incredible heights that episode six did, but all the same, it’s got some great moments.  Easy on all the notes, guys, and keep experimenting with genres outside of the shawtayee Kanye jam.  We can only hear the same R ‘n B riffing so many times before it starts to sound tired.  Try country, or work with house or electro for a while!  Seriously.  There’s a whole world of styles out there.

–Anyone Can Play Guitar– Radiohead’s recording some new material, which is cool, and they’re still pushing the internet as an album-busting, distribution-redefining, game-changing revolutionizer, which is cooler.  Their new single has leaked, and it’s pretty flippin’ cool - it’s nice to know that these guys will be out there, making music, for as long as they’re breathing.

–I Leave You With This– Have you seen “Simon’s Cat?”  Because dude, Simon’s cat is every cat.  He is the alpha cat, the omega cat. He is my sister’s cat, he is your cat.  This latest video is totally amazing, in particular the part immediately after the cat catches the fly.  If you’ve ever hung out with a cat, you’ll see what I’m talking about… it’s perfect:

Have a great weekend everybody!  I’ve got a backlog of things I want to talk about, and some great shows I saw this week, so if I have a couple of free hours, I’ll put that stuff together.  Enjoy the weather, and get thee to a yoga class. It’ll make you feel good, then kinda nauseous, then good again.

Murfins and Burgalinks

7 Aug

Almost Famous Title Screen–How Movies Say Hello– The Movie Title Stills Collection (that is a real thing?) has put up a browsable database of notable title screens from movies throughout the decades.  It is totally awesome, and fascinating to see how title screens have changed over the years.  There used to be so much information!

–Rock Band, The Teacher’s Tool– Michael Abbott over at The Brainy Gamer has put a really interesting post about Rock Band as musical instructor.  My thoughts are down in the comments, but suffice to say, I think that the game is a fantastic teaching tool, and as it continues to evolve and grow ever-more nuanced, it will only get better.

Max Scribblenauts–Scribble, Scribble– Speaking of games, the other “endless possibilities” game that I’m mondo stoked for is 5th Cell’s Scribblenauts.  Over at Kotaku, Stephen Totilo took 16 attempts at a level before he beat it, and he documented each one. I’ve found game previews to be troubling before, giving away too much in advance and spoiling the experience, but Scribblenauts presents SO many possible solutions to a given problem that this article is just fascinating, nothing more.  Can’t wait for this one to launch.

–So You Think You Can (be a) Downer– Oh, boy, I’m going to find excuses to do lame “SYT” puns for the rest of eternity.  So, yay, Jeanine won! Vance at Tapeworthy is appropriately happy, as, I’m sure, are the rest of the Jeanine love-train. (It runs on the same tracks as the Hot Tamale Train.) However, Juliet Waters (she of the camera-related rage) is a bit of a crazy wet-blanket, and her post regarding the finale (though not the result) is pretty enjoyable, in a hateriffic sort of way.

–Live Every Week Like It’s…– Fuckin’ shark week, yo! GamesRadar has posted a hilarious compendium of the best video-game shark attacks of all time.  The videos are awesome, and dude – the winner, the Jaws Game?  Woah, that is a weird game.  I’ll confess, my favorite part of the whole article is where they talk about why, on earth, you would want to play as this dumb asshole:

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–Mostly, They Come At Night– Thanks again to MNPP, I found Stacie Ponder’s blog Final Girl, a truly awesome site dedicated to slasher/horror flicks from ago and today.  Highlighted post was this list of her favorite anonomyous zombie movie zombies, but really, the whole site is freakin’ sweet.  Check it.

Ferris Is The Walrus–RIP, John Hughes– Oh, sad, sad, sad. The man who made Ferris, a movie that is forever burned into my brain, the taped-from-TV VHS I watched every single time I stayed home sick from school is with us no longer.  Throwing Things has a bunch of reactions and thoughts, and I don’t have much to add.  As Nervo said to me last night, “These days, it feels like we’re watching the 80′s die right before our eyes.”

–RIP, Pauler– Well, it’s all but official - Paula Abdul won’t be returning to Idol next year.  I think that Randy and Kara shoulda gone first, but we’ve been over this.  Sepinwall concurs, and puts it quite well – this show needs a shakeup, man.  Also: please don’t get any Paula in my freakin’ SYTYCD.  Please!!

–Paper Music, Brain Music– Last, but certainly not least, is a wonderful little video that has been making its way around Facebook.  In it, Bobby McFerrin leads the audience through the pentatonic scale, teaching them a bit, and then letting their inner melodic compass take over.  It’s a small, simple, and absolutely beautiful demonstration of the universality of music.

Have a great weekend, folks – I’m off to see some shows, so I’ll probably write about ‘em tomorrow or Sunday.  If you’re in SF, don’t take this weather for granted – get out there and enjoy it!  Also, the Sun Goddess told me to tell you that tithing never goes out of style, so a percentage of your crops or your W-2 would be appreciated.

Happy Birthday To Murfins!

5 Aug

Birthday Murfin 2That’s right, folks – today, August 5th, marks Murfins and Burglars’ one-year anniversary. That’s 365 days in the highly lucrative world of full-contact professional blogging – from my very first post (the eerily appropriate discussion of “Modern Jackass”) to today, I’ve written about pretty much anything I could think to write about, and have had a flippin’ blast doing it.  I thought I’d assemble a list of my favorite posts from the past year, because hey, it’s my special day, and that’s what I want to do.

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door3–The Album That Was, Is, Will Always Be– Without a doubt, the thing I’m happiest with is the 7-part series I did on the creation of my first solo album, “The Exited Door.” I’m pretty damn happy with the album, too, for that matter. I think that at the time I wrote it, it was a great way to reflect on the work and the process, and gave me a great sense of closure on the record’s production.  Read it!  Buy one!  You’ll like it!

–Shows, Shows, Shows– I wrote a lot about shows, and my favorite posts concerned bands that I personally know and admire.  Blue Rabbit, Adam Theis’ incredible Hip-Hop Symphony, Pollux and The Gun and Doll Show

–I Don’t Mean To Be Creepy– …but there were so many people I wanted to be this past year. Some of my favorites included Daniel Fabricant, Mindy Kaling, Jeff Richmond, Russ Kleiner, and badass behind the scenes Julian Coryell.

Kirk Hamilton - Armelodica–A One-Man Band– I also had a great time illustrating my one-man band setup in two parts – part one, the general layout of my looping rig, and part two, a dissection of the “Armelodica,” my arm-mounted keyboard friend. Talking about the shows in which I’ve used this stuff was also a good way to process and reflect.

–Bad, Bad (truly bad) Poetry– Probably the most self-indulgent thing I do on this site, and that’s saying something.  The goodbye ode to my Xbox was, I thought, almost bordering on “Good Poetry,” though, well… it was about an Xbox.

–Teacher, Teacher– I haven’t written as much about teaching as I’d like to, but a couple of posts – one on writing and arranging for student ensembles, and one on substitute teaching, stick in my memory as having been really fun to write.

Hamlet Loves You, You–Things I Am Still Loving– It’s always fun to share a bit about things I am loving (though occasionally the double-entendric tone of the posts can get a little weird…)  I think my favorite of these, though, was written from the perspective of my sister’s cat, Hamlet.  Box, Box, Box.

–To The Movie Show– I wrote about a lot of movies, but I think one of my favorite posts was my Elfman-centric ode to Jack Skellington and the Contrabassoon.  Also, thoughts on Jason Segel’s character’s soulless pro-musician life in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” still ring true.

Lost - Biff!–The Cheapest of Laughs– I do love me some good TV, and I made no bones about it.  I wrote about a lot of shows, but without a doubt, my favorite post was this frame-by-frame reenactment of the greatest scene in Lost history.

–The Games People Play– I used to write about games more than I do now (I used to play games more than I do now), but I just don’t have the chops to really write substantive stuff about games, anyway.  The best writing I did on the subject concerned music in games, specifically a wildly optimistic discussion of the future of music gaming, and a really cool follow-up about the recent launch of the amazing-looking Rock Band Network.

–I’ve Got A Fang– I wrote quite a bit about various albums, but one of my favorite posts to put together was a list of my favorite They Might Be Giants Lyrics, if only because I got to re-read those lyrics a lot as I wrote the post.  There are, like, twenty more that I left off, but maybe I’ll do a part 2 sometime.

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So, there you have it. It’s been a hell of a year, and I’ve had a really good time. Though most of the following folks have no idea who the hell I even am, I’d like to take a minute and thank all the awesome writers and bloggers out there whose amazing sites inspired me to give this thing a go in the first place:  Bear McCreary, Andrew Bird and everyone else at Measure for Measure, Joe at LowRes, Mitch Krpata, JA at MNPP, Alan Sepinwall, Vance at Tapeworthy, Sonia at TheSoniaShow, Andrew Sullivan, Wing, Sars, Jacob and the rest of the folks at TWoP that was (and occasionally still is), Leigh Alexander, Beth Spotswood… and the list goes on.

Lastly, thank you all, so much, for taking the time to read my rambling randomness. I love you guys.

Okay, okay.  Moving right along…

Murfins and Burgalinks

31 Jul

REU TELEVISION-AMERICANIDOL/–Captain TryHard Returns– It’s official – lamer Kara DioGuardi will be returning to Idol.  I’m not totally convinced that this is a bad thing; there’s a chance that she’ll take the off-season to reflect on what she could be doing better and will return with a newfound focus and determination to offer real critical feedback.  Orrrrr…. she’ll be the exact same, everyone else will be the same too, and without a Lambert, the show will be brutally uninteresting and I’ll stop watching.  Hmm.  Which do you think is more likely?  Anyway – Idolator’s got the scoop, and an interesting poll, too.

–Fantastic? Remains to be seen– The trailer for Wes Anderson’s new stop-motion film adaptation of The Fantastic Mr. Fox is up, and Pajiba’s posted it, along with an interesting take on it.  I agree – it’s distracting to hear Clooney’s voice coming from Mr. Fox, and the whole thing has such an Oceans Eleven by way of Royal Tenenbaums thing going on that it’s hard to figure out what, exactly, the goal of the film is.  I’ll see it, though, that’s for sure.  At least Anderson’s not resting on his laurels – I majorly enjoyed The Darjeeling Limited, and have a feeling that when all’s said and done, Fox will be really good.

–The Last Child vs. The Little Children– If you’ve been missing out on Joe R’s Low Resolution Trailer Tournament, now’s your last chance to vote.  It comes down to Children of Men vs. Little Children, and is actually a kind of hard vote.  I didn’t see Little Children, but I read the book, and while I appreciate the trailer, it seems a little more intense than the actual story, and a bit misleading.  Children of Men’s trailer, however, is kind of an abridged version of the movie, but I totally, utterly love that movie, so… it’s hard.  I had to follow my heart and vote for Children of Men.  Go vote!

Palin Redline Detail–Find That Woman An Editor– I’m sure y’all have already seen this, but a week or so ago, Vanity Fair published an edited “Redline” version of Sarah Palin’s first resignation speech.  It’s pretty amazing – on one level, it’s funny because it points out all of the ridiculous errors in the speech, and on another level, it actually turns it into a good speech, which is almost more amazing. Also worth noting is that this is the same Vanity Fair that published the brutally incisive expose on Palin merely a week before she resigned her office.  Oh, whoops, I meant her “title.”

–I’ll Have A Bud Light Lime, Mr. President– Speaking of politics, The New Yorker published this imagined transcript of the conversation between Obama, Officer Crowley, and Louis Gates after getting together to have a beer.  Or, from the looks of it, a couple cases of beer.  This was published before Obama went ahead and actually made it happen, which is pretty funny – I’m not sure whether the tone of the article is “wouldn’t it be sweet if they actually did this??” but regardless, they did, and we can only hope that their conversation was one tenth as funny as the New Yorker imagines.

–Real Band, Fake Plastic Instruments– Leigh Alexander of Gamasutra and Sexy Videogameland, recently got together with Brooklyn beard-rockers Gunfight! to see if they were better at Rock Band than people who don’t play instruments.  While the answer to that question isn’t all that interesting (They are!  Some of the time!), the article itself is a fun read, particularly the band’s thoughts on the whole thing.

Eliza Dollhouse–How to Really Watch Dollhouse– Via MNPP, I’ve found this post at io9, which discusses some experimental, possibly optimal ways to watch Dollhouse on DVD.  It’s pretty wild that this show has been so altered by the network that it’s possible to watch the unaired pilot, the final episode, and the unaired bonus episode (which I just saw) and get a better sense of the show than you would just watching the 12 episodes FOX aired.  I mean, that’s 66.6% unaired material. The hell?  Get your shit together, FOX, and let Joss do his job in season 2.

–Joe Bagale, Joe Bagale, Joe Bagale– He is this guy, you know?  He plays several instruments, and he also sings a little bit.  Oh, wait.  I mean, he is a sick guitarist, burning drummer, and absolutely unbelievable singer.  The guy who practically stole the show at Adam’s Hip-Hop Symphony is performing all over the place with his own band, and it’s totally great stuff.  He’ll be playing at Yoshi’s in SF tonight, and I predict awesomeness.  Don’t take my word for it, though, check out this video – it’s like cliff’s notes for a whole show-

Should be a fun weekend, and let’s hope that this stupid flippin’ fog clears up.  Hasta Luego!

Murfins and Burgalinks

24 Jul

PaulaAbdul_Crying–Hey, Hey, Paula– If the warring sides of the rumor mill are to be believed, it looks as though Paul Abdul is possibly not coming back to American Idol.  I can’t say that’s a surprise – though I kinda doubt that we’ll really lose Pauler, it’s been interesting to read people’s reactions as the rumor has reverberated around the internets.  In particular, I was a bit taken aback by Salon TV Critic Heather Harvelesky’s thoughts on the subject. I’ve always had mixed feelings about Harvelesky’s opinions (I prefer the musings of her film-critic companion, the always-unique Stephanie Zacharek), and I think it’s surprising that Heather places both Randy and Kara above Paula in terms of usefulness to the show. I couldn’t disagree more. As I made clear a little while back, I think Randy is beyond useless, and Kara too – at least Paula offers moral support to the singers, and say what you will about that, as contestants are going through the Idol’s emotional gauntlet, they need that support. Get rid of Randy and Kara and bring in some producer-y badass like, I dunno, Quincy Jones or something, and the show would get cooking.  Hey, here’s someone who agrees – the amazing Michael Slezak from EW’s (incredible) Idolatry Videos has a column up that argues the point I just made far more effectively than I ever could.  Bonus points for pointing out how vastly superior the judges on SYTYCD are to those on Idol.

–You Taste Like A Burger– One of my favorite movie-review sites, Pajiba, has lately gotten into the habit out of reviewing older films. Their retrospective series Hangover Theatre is a great one, wherein they write about the movies that are always on on Sunday afternoons and are great to watch while on the couch after a crazy night.  Think Demolition Man.  This retrospective review, however, is about one of my favorite movies of all time, Showalter and Wain’s Wet Hot American Summer. Also, I can’t believe that The State is out on DVD.  I gotta get me a copy.

–Work On Your Stage Presence, Boys and Girls– Nervo sent me this Catch 22 productions compendium of things to be aware of when contemplating one’s stage presence.  I, for one, am always working on little things like engaging more with the audience and making eye contact, and as smurfy and calculating as this post gets sometimes, I actually really like it.  So many bands I’ve seen don’t get that it’s not about being real or phony, it’s just about being something onstage, being honest while actually putting yourself out there.  It’s tough, but it makes performing way more fun, both for the performer, and the audience.  Also, lead singers, stop swearing at the crowd in between songs.  We get it.  You’re cool.

Digbycouch–Pushing Daisies Lives On, Sorta– At least the vibe, creator, and half of the creative concept lives on, or lived prior, in the pre-Daisies Showtime series Dead Like Me. I never saw the show, but now that both seasons are now available for free on Hulu, I’m watching. And enjoying it quite a bit – it’s like a balm for my still-mourning-the-loss-of-Pushing-Daisies heart.  So much of the show feels similar, and with the whimsy dialed way down from Daisies, which is actually sort of nice. I think that Ellen Muth is hilarious as George, in particular her Sarah Vowell-esque narration and any scene that requires that she tell a lie (this happens often, and George is a horrible liar).  Check out a few episodes – you’ll know fairly quickly if it’s for you.  Oh, and maybe this will get you to watch – it’s got Digby!!

–Mazeltov! Take it off!– This is some hilarious shit.  Gladstone at Cracked has done a “Hate By Numbers” recap of the latest Black Eyed Peas song “I Gotta Feeling.”  Which might truly be the worst song ever written.  Because listen to it, and tell me, is there a worse song?  I dunno. Check this out – it will make you laugh.

Chuck ComicCon Poster Detail–Bartowski!!– My favorite TV Critic, Alan Sepinwall, is off at ComicCon moderating the panel on one of my favorite TV shows, Chuck.  In honor of that, he’s sent a link to the ComicCon poster for Chuck, which, as much as I’d love to embed it here, really has to be seen in High Res to be believed.  So. Awesome. I can’t believe we have to wait until 2010 for season three!

–Blond, I Presume– My New Plaid Pants’ “Thursday’s Way Not To Die” this week concerns my favorite scene from a Bond movie as far back as I can remember – maybe ever.  Really, my favorite part is the entire opening sequence of Casino Royale, but JA’s screengrab montage gets at what made it so cool. A brutal, physical, gritty as hell reintroduction to the spy we thought we knew.  Good times.

–The Awesomest Love Story Of All Time– Okay True Blood fans, I’ve got somethin’ for ya – the DFW of TV Recapping, crazy genius Jacob Clifton, continues to knock his TWoP recaps of that show out of the park.  His last few, in particular, do a great job of theorizing and getting to the heart of each character’s shit, and with digression and meditations to spare…  His thoughts on Maryann, as well as my absolute favorite part of S2 (putting Hoyt and Jessica together) are just brilliant. Check out the shorter “recaplet” of an episode from a few weeks back and you’ll know if it’s for you – if you can hang, though, you’re in for a lot of fun reading.

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–And All The Children Are Above-Average– And with that, I’ll be taking my leave for the weekend, heading to the Twin Cities to visit with family and friends, and spend some time enjoying Minnesota when it’s not covered in snow.  Maybe I’ll run into Al Franken while I’m there – I can ask him how this Sotomayor business is really going.  Or maybe I’ll just eat BBQ and go see Harry Potter at the Mall of America.  Either way, it should be a pretty great weekend.  Catch y’all on the flippy!

Murfins and Burgalinks

10 Jul

tifi-sparetire1–There, I Fixed It– Following the example of all the various “user-submitted picture of funny thing” websites out there comes There, I Fixed it, a hilarious celebration of good old American-style DIY MacGyvering.  Hit the link to see some creative (and somewhat disturbing) uses for duct tape, as well as what is most likely the stupidest use of a power-strip I’ve ever seen in my life.

–My #1 Favorite Thing is Ranking Things– No, seriously, I think that might be my favorite thing.  That or debating the over/underratedness of things, which I guess is just sort of a subcatergory of ranking things.  Anyway, if you like to rank things as much as I do, then you should get in on the beta of flickchart.  I’m still waiting for my acceptance email, though maybe they somehow heard about how much I like to rank things, and decided that I’d overload their servers.

–Apparently, Mariah Couldn’t Deal Either– Via twitter, everyone’s favorite butterfly apologized to the nation for sucking during her performance of “I’ll be There” at MJ’s funeral.  The reason she cites? Having Michael’s body right there in front of her the whole time.  Well, yeah.  I said the same thing. It’s gotta be tough to perform when corpses enter the equation.

–The Reason She Matters– I’ve been trying to figure out why, ever since her surprise resignation speech last week, I’ve been so re-obsessed with Madame Palin, and just as I was putting my finger on it, Andrew Sullivan articulated it far more clearly than I ever could.  Basically, it’s about McCain, and about the fact that she was almost elected Vice President.  I mean, this person we’ve been watching melt down this past week could’ve been in charge of America right now.  It’s the stuff of nightmares, of Cormac McCarthy books.  We can’t just let it slide – there are questions that must be answered.

308ee_mj-plate-225x300–What is it, 1987?– Joe from Low Res (whose movie trailer tournament is entering its final stages – go vote!) pointed out what might be the most depressing MJ cash-in out there.  I mean, seriously, who the hell DOES sell commemorative plates anymore?  Is there anything sadder?  Maybe, like, a commemorative coin, like the ones they were selling when Barack got elected. But damn, I dunno.  Plates emblazoned with the image of a dancing Michael… just… so tacky.

–We Have Iggy Pop And Blah Blah Blah– Man, I’ve undergone a cosmic shift in my enthusiasm for music/guitar video games.  Only eight months ago or so, I was espousing theories about how they would be a transformative force for music and games, and now, when I see the Guitar Hero 5 Track List, I could not give less of a flying shit. Can’t we just download tracks now?  Why the hell do we need a new game every year? It’s not like the hardware is going to be any different.  Just… like… can’t we play “Lust for Life” or “All Along The Watchtower” in one of these games already?  Jeez.  Bored now.

–Fugly Is The New Pretty– I’m sure that you know all about Go Fug Yourself, right?  You do, right?   You don’t?  Then what are you still doing here? Go check it out!  And you’re welcome.  My favorite posts are their imagined dialogues based on pictures of more than one person, like this recent one of the odd pairing of Cate Blanchett and Megan Fox.  Haaa.

–Leaving the Entourage– Alan Sepinwall’s seen the first few eps of the new season of Entourage (AKA the dumbest non-procedural show on television), and he’s had enough.  I’m right there with him. When was the last time that show was even funny? Who even cares anymore?  What was happening last season?  Some stuff with a movie, and maybe the Ramones or something, and… were they trying to change things up?  Was Vince not getting jobs? God. I just can’t care. At least this’ll free up time for Alan to write his awesome rewind reviews of The Wire.

tennis–Since You Wanted To Read The Best Thing Ever– I love Cary Tennis’ advice column on Salon, “Since You Asked,” like, this much (waves arms around). Going through the archives, it’s clear that by now, if you’ve got a question about your life, chances are Cary’s dealt with it, usually on more than one occasion.  This week’s column had a particularly amazing letter, sent by a busy mom who wants to learn the guitar but isn’t sure if she has time.  The letter itself is wonderfully written, refreshingly self-aware, and full of beautiful, simple language about the joys of music, and Cary’s response zeroes right in on the heart of the matter in equally cool fashion.

–Well, Someone’s Screaming– …but I think it might just be my overloaded awesome receptors.  Yesterday, I finished up my second “Albums Rediscovered” post, and in doing so, found some YouTube clips of the Screaming Headless Torsos playing live back in the 90′s.  The one below is of the tune “Smile and a Wave,” which shreds as hard live as it does in the studio.  Gene Lake is playing drums, and that’s Daniel Sadownick, I believe, playing percussion.  Keep a fire extinguisher handy, cuz your monitor’s gonna ignite:

I’m performing tonight (Friday) at Ronnie Cato’s Red Vic Sessions in the Haight at 10:00 – I’ll be joined by Lindsay and Nervo, it’s gonna be way fun.  Hope to see you there – have a great weekend!

Murfins and Burgalinks

3 Jul

autobot-logo–Michael Bay Is Well-Represented– …on Pajiba’s top fifteen worst blockbusters of all time list.  I feel like they made a revised version just because Transformers 2 was so bad.  “I need you like Ben Affleck needed acting school… he was terrible in that film.  Pearl Harbor Sucked.  And I miss you.”

–Tweet, Tweet, Tweet– I’m on Twitter. Are you? Well gosh, that’s nice. Let’s, like, tweet @ each other! #finally

–Close Election In The Trailer Park– Joe R. is doing a Movie Trailer tournament over at his blog, Low Resolution.  Various trailers from years gone by are pitted against one another, and you can vote for whichever one you think is better.  The most fun part is just re-watching the trailers themselves and remembering how they seemed when you saw them, as well as gauging how well they showed (masked) the quality (shittiness) of the actual film to come.  Cloverfield FTW!

–The Cameras in Canada– I shoulda linked to this before, but Juliet Waters wrote a really interesting piece for open Salon about the camera work on So You Think You Can Dance.  Basically, it’s severely lacking, and the work on the Canadian version of the show is far superior.  She has video to back it up, and I gotta say, she’s clearly right – it doesn’t detract from my enjoyment of the show, but it’s very interesting.

–Storms Are Brewing In Your Lies– The Palin crazy never quits – in fact, now that we’re getting a healthy distance away from last year’s election, it’s picking up steam again.  Some internal emails between her and Steve Schmidt have leaked, and are as weird as they are damning.  The lady just couldn’t have given two shits about actual facts, and had an unnerving ability to slightly unfocus her eyes and start speaking in truthiness.  At the drop of a hat.  It’s worth reading the email exchange (and analysis) that Sullivan’s posted.  I agree – the thought that she could have been a heartbeat away from the presidency right now is more than I can contemplate.  It literally boggles my mind.  I’m boggled.

Phoenix Wright Scribblenaut–Awesome Things Unite– Two of my favorite things right now, Phoenix Wright and Scribblenauts, come together in this Kotaku-posted artists’ rending of the kind of super-cool trademarked characters that we won’t be seeing in Scribblenauts.  It would be pretty damn cool to be able to type in “Walker, Texas Ranger.”

–Serious Dudes With Weapons– That’s what sells games, at least according to GamesRadar’s informal polling of 100 video game box-covers.  It’s a pretty hilarious read, and gives some insight into the stupid, stupid demographic quicksand that the video game industry is stuck in.  Jesus.  Enough with the space marines.  Then again, by the time the demo shifts, we’ll be downloading everything anyway, and we won’t need box-art at all.

–A Minotaur?  Are You Serious???– Just when I thought I had my finger on the amount I enjoy HBO’s True Blood (“A Large Amount”), they go and drop last week’s episode on me, and I realize that I had no idea how much I really love it (“Almost As Much As Burritos”). I mean, Shapeshifters, Vampires, Mind-Readers, A Maenad, and now a fucking Minotaur? So awesome. What makes it even better is that the incredible Jacob Clifton is recapping it at TWoP.  Seriously, check out his recaplet of last week’s episode, it’s brilliant.

–Hella Burning Troy– Ye Gods, the musicians I know.  My buddy Troy Roberts, an Aussie saxophonist who attended UMiami with me, has gone and made a video of two movements from his suite for “double-quartet” (Jazz quartet and string quartet).  It is absolutely, totally, utterly nutbars-level burning. I’m not kidding, check out the second movement here.  Konrad Paszkudzki plays piano, and sounds out of control, too, and check out Troy’s solo at around the 5:00 mark.  Holy crap.  He comes state-side not infrequently, and seeing him play live is even better. Below is the seventh movement, funky as hell, and with a crazy string arrangement and a SICK solo.  It would appear that things are getting out of hand down under.  Hey Troy!  A Pizza Hut, A Pizza Hut, You’re Fucking Awesome At Sax, and a Pizza Hut!

Have a great 4th, everybody!  Careful with those black cats and bottle rockets.  Wouldn’t wanna shoot your eye out.

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