The Evil Version of Me

9 Apr

evil-cartmanI’ve spent a good amount of my life fairly certain that somewhere out there exists an evil version of me. It goes back to when I was in school – while at UM, just about every guy in my group of friends was assigned an “anti” version of himself. Anti-Kenji was this fratty Asian dude we always saw at the cafeteria, Anti-Russ was pretty similar to real Russ, and Anti-Kirk was this big tall guy who always wore basketball shorts and a visor, with his school ID card stuck into the brim.  The theory was that if any of us ever actually came into contact with one of these dudes, we would cancel one another out and cease to exist, as well as possibly rip a hole in the space/time continuum.  Needless to say, we kept our distance.

So here it is all these years later, and again I find myself confronted with an evil twin. It started yesterday, when Dan A. sent along this picture of a CD he found in his friend’s car:

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AWESOME. Is it possible for this guy to be any more of an evil version of me? He’s like a checklist of evil-version characteristics.  Facial hair?  Check.  Black leather jacket? Check. Unkempt appearance? Check. Vaguely threatening jewelry? Check. And then there’s the issue of his name. I mean, seriously. I can’t think of a more perfectly evil variation on my name.

Dan also pointed me to his myspace page – which I feel I should note contains a bunch of great music – and I decided to friend request him. I sent the request along with a note explaining that we were clearly evil versions of one another, and that we should probably never meet, lest we cause all of existence to cancel itself out.

A couple of hours later, I got word that he’d accepted my request, and also that he’d left a comment on my page.  I’m not sure I can find the words to explain what makes it so unbelievably effing awesome (in particular, the fact that it was obviously written by an auto-commenting bot) so I took a screen grab so that y’all could see for yourselves:

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You’re welcome, Dirk Hamilton.  I will visit your page often.  Mainly to keep tabs on where you are so that we never accidentally run into one another.

After all, I’d hate to be responsible for the negation of existence as we know it.dirks-new-comment1

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4 Responses to “The Evil Version of Me”

  1. Lindsay April 9, 2009 at 9:44 pm #

    This made my day. Thanks for sending the link to your blog. I laughed out loud like four times when reading this. Ever think about contributing to that Television Without Pity American Idol review you like so much??? :)

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